creed

1. A fine example of how horribe popular music today is, and how a majority of Americans have no taste in music.

2. A band for retarded people that is fronted by a piece of shit wannabe who thinks he's a badass and tries to right serious, emotional music for queers to beat off to.

Q: How do you drown the lead singer of Creed?
A: tie a mirror to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bob Saget December 28, 2003

Assassin's Creed

A sexual position based on the game by Ubisoft. One waits until one's chosen target is distracted, and then stealthily sneaks up behind the victim and inserts a finger or other bodily appendage into an orifice.

"I waited until Jenny was asleep, and then Assassin's Creed her. How much jail time is sexual assault, anyway?"

by dasvidanya May 4, 2012

Creed

A fairly decent band that even though most people in America and some parts of the UK say they suck, most people bought their albums.
Human Clay 11x platinum
Weathered 6x platinum

Creed Fan - "Creed is awesome!"
Creed Hater - "Creed sucks!"
Creed Fan - "Human Clay went 11x platinum!"
Creed Hater - "faggot"

by creedisnotthatbadofaband June 2, 2008

creedle

An uninvited and unwanted action.

I was having a good time at the party until Raves creedled up and started talking to us.

Raves is creedling on my style by tring to wear the same shirts as me.

by exile034 October 15, 2008

creed

1. a retard who has no life and is depressed
2. a decent movie
3. a shitty band

gaige: oh no its creed
taylor: lets run

by creedthereedtard June 12, 2018

creepa

that one guy who just won't take a hint, no matter how many times you reject him. typically unattractive or undesirable in any way, a creepa will do creepy things such as follow you at a distance when he thinks you dont notice, stalk your myspace, facebook, even twitter and aim, harass mutual friends until they tell him more about you, aquire your number suspiciously and text you a the time, etc.

a creepa may also drive past your house on a regular basis. and how does he find out where you live? phonebooks and google maps.

you may have have the urge to phone the police on your creepa, but you won't because you feel bad that he is so unattractive.

you eventually learn to live life with a creepa or three, most girls have one (wether they know it or not). the nicer the girl, the more creepaas she will likely have

Becca-hey guurlll, how was your weekend??
me- blah, not good. on Friday my creepa kept driving past the house I was babysitting at, how the fuck did he even know I was there? I was about to call the police I remembered how unattractive he is, and I stopped myself. but after he called me for the 65th time, I started seriously considering a restraining order

by trinka on 34th street December 25, 2009

Creedalicious

Creedalicios- a girl who is down to both arms and legs wide open

Went to the bar, and was on a mission to find a hottie who's creedalicious

by Danaconda bizarnz December 11, 2019