The name says it. You cant say no. You need to give it to them sadly. Im sorry...
It happens on 10/25 each year.
It happens on 10/25 each year.
Friend: What day is it?
Other Friend: ITS NATIONAL GIVE URIEL YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION DAY!!!!
Uriel: GIVE IT NOW!!!
Other Friend: ITS NATIONAL GIVE URIEL YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION DAY!!!!
Uriel: GIVE IT NOW!!!
by HappyPixel October 18, 2020
Get the National Give Uriel Your Credit Card Information Daymug. A type of sexual foreplay that requires one person to rub the slit on the back of the other person's penis tip with their finger. Most of the time, it makes the penis erect faster than usual. If the person receiving the Credit Card is uncircumcised, the foreskin may pull itself under the tip, but it can be put back with your fingers if it's slippery enough under the foreskin.
"Yo dude, Sally just gave me the best Credit Card yesterday, it felt like I would splooge any moment!"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"
"How's your foreskin, brah?"
"Shaddap, Zach-"
by some dummass March 6, 2023
Get the Credit Cardmug. A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.
by The ass crack smuggler August 7, 2025
Get the The credit cardmug. A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.
Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”
John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”
Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”
Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025
Get the Colombian Credit Cardmug. Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.
So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties
So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties
Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
Get the Credit card call center girlmug. A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.
by Polokid246 April 20, 2018
Get the secured credit cardmug. When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.
Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.
by Pajinus June 20, 2024
Get the Credit-Card-Manoeuvremug.