Congo Creamer

When you murder the last remaining northern white rhinoceros in existence, cut off its horn, strap it to your body, and violate the nearest starving African in their mud hut.

Hey Martha! I just got back from my trip to Africa. We got wasted one night and pulled a Congo Creamer.

by BerryMckockiner December 15, 2024

Flag

Get the Congo Creamer mug.

Creamer

A person who jizzes their pants when a new product comes out or a famous person is around

A bunch of creamers were lined up outside the Apple store to get the latest iPhone.

by ZoneDogg September 9, 2022

Flag

Get the Creamer mug.

Steveland Creamer

Farting a load into your morning coffee after receptive anal sex

John: Get a load of Steve, he’s already turning a profit on deadlines for next quarter!
James: I could use a cup of whatever coffee he’s having…
John: I heard he takes it with Steveland Creamer in the bathroom before work

by lmnopxyz April 23, 2025

Flag

Get the Steveland Creamer mug.

Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.

Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.

by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021

Flag

Get the Crippled Creamer mug.

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.

I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Flag