Dull Crayon

A dull crayon is most obviously a crayon which is dull. This word can also be used as an insult because just like nobody likes a dull crayon, nobody likes the person called a dull crayon.

Don't talk to him, Collin is a dull crayon.

by definerofworlds June 21, 2010

Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

by Mr. Friendly Guy June 22, 2009

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

Crano

The tightest man in the world.

Getting money off Crano is like getting blood out of a stone.

by disco1980 January 14, 2009

Cayoodle

An incompetent professional like a doctor or lawyer; a moronic person generally.

These cayoodles have no idea what they are doing (in reference to one's team of lawyers).

Hey, get a load of these fucking cayoodles (in reference to someone doing something generally stupid on the side of the road).

by joelpupuffnik September 25, 2015

Crayola

A small dick

Jenny: I told you Kaelin had a crayola!
Brogan: I know, I should've left it in the box.

by Brogo October 12, 2013

cayote

a young guy that is attracted to and dates older women.

26 yr old woman: "hey what's the story with Frank, he's single right?"

friend of 28 yr old guy in question: "forget it, he's a cayote, his last 3 woman-friends have been over 40"

by pixelfairy March 14, 2009