Crating

The act of going out on dates with someone of the opposite sex who you consider just to be your friend.

Bob and I are not dating he said we should just be friends so we are crating.
Bob and I are officially crating.

by jpraey October 16, 2020

Cranking

Not that thing that Maria said it was.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary, Maria, cranking doesn’t mean that!

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

Cranking

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.

Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.

by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021

Craftingkilla

Cringe cringe cringe cringe based based based rebbintire bruh moment sus

Your Craftingkilla

by amogos April 3, 2021

crafting a belt

When you bouta craft a belt because the minecraft ppl are acting like kids

Giant Ph1ilza's crafting a belt!

by VerdantWyvern April 8, 2021

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021