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cranberry squat

When you squat during your period, and it starts to leak.
'Rebecca.. do you have a Tampon? During Yoga I might've had a Cranberry Squat'
by TheNooter69 September 16, 2018
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Cranberry

A little berry that grows on a pineapple
WOW I love these cranberrys that grow on pineapple
by Cranberry juice man December 30, 2019
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Cranberry Dream

When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.
Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Want a Sprite Cranberry?

Uh Huh!
The answer is clear!
It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year!
by sfdyjstyj November 2, 2022
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Gayer than a box of California cranberries

adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.

Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.

-grandaddychino
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
by GranddaddyChino March 9, 2025
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Cranberry

The kind of fart that occupies its own zip code, that lingers well after said fart has been expelled. Inspired by the song "Linger" by the Cranberries, because everyone will wonder why the eff that fart had to linger. "Do you have to let it linger?"
I busted the worst cranberry at the bar last night and it cleared the entire room - it wasn't safe to return for 30 minutes! I even saw someone gag on the smell.
by Peen06969 June 22, 2023
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Sprite cranberry

noun the nectar and ambrosia of the gods if you drink it you probably are a god
My friend thought it would be funny if he stole some sprite cranberry
by Americanski November 26, 2019
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