Cram

A term for a guy with a fat dick, typically of coke can girth.

"Whoa! That's a real cram you have there!"
Exclaimed one gentleman to the other after exiting the sauna at the gentleman's only club.

by Rooster Washington May 3, 2021

Crammed

Constantly experiencing any kind of misfortune with everything you do.

John: Hey, how are you doing today?
Charlie: Not good, I got crammed.
John: Really, what happened this time?
Charlie: I got expelled from school for cheating on a test... Again...
John: Charliiiieeee....

by MaB3lly October 4, 2021

Cram

An unfortunate situation, event, or bind; to screw over or get screwed over. Can be used in lighthearted or serious situations.

"Dude, the teacher gave us extra homework over the weekend; what a cram." "Bro, we got crammed last night at work. So many freaking customers came in during the last ten minutes". "Welp, looks like democracy has died. That's a mega-cram for sure."

by anonymous September 24, 2025

Cranberry Pie Cramming

You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.

"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."

by seachips January 24, 2025

Cramming

v; To study the day of. Studying during homeroom or the preceding periods of the test.

"Man, I couldn't study last night so I'm cramming today, I gotta pass this one'

by Taninchan June 16, 2021

neck-cram

Akin to bellybutton lint but in the neck. Food and other debris that gets stuck between the rolls under the neck of an overweight person or baby.

After dinner, my toddler was full of neck-cram.
You must be sure to clean out your neck-cram to avoid smelling.

by ZoBirdie August 27, 2013

Cram

When someone wants to be suggestively creative and also tries to get some dessert in exchange.

Wanna get some ice cram when our shift it’s over?

by Not_canadian August 6, 2019