covid bitch

A lady or man who has defied covid restrictions and has traveled far and doesn't care about others (mainly in reference to two teens in Australia who tested positive and travelled from a hotspot to Brisbane and were stealing in Melbourne)

Are You a covid bitch? No I stayed home during qureantine. Are you a covid bitch? Yes because I travelled from Melbourne to Brisbane .

by kaiga56766 July 31, 2020

COVID Babies

Sick children, between the ages of 5 and 15, who are home due to school closures, playing online video games (like Fortnite) and audibly coughing, sniffling, and sneezing. See also #sweaty fever child

tiny voice "Ashhpplzz! *snif* Anybody got a mic? Helloo? *koff* *koff* Anyone got a mic? Nobody? *snif*"
older voice "Aww, another one of these COVID babies. I knew you were a sweat."

by ToddUncommon March 24, 2020

Covid-19

A virus that has proved to be more effective than the brutal measures adopted by most dictatorial or rogue leaders in stopping pro-democracy and anti-government protests, slowing down terrorist attacks, reducing air and noise pollution, and exposing inept heads of state in handling a crisis.

Thanks to Covid-19, some previously thought extinct animals, birds, and fish have reappeared, bringing much joy and smile to so many people worldwide.

by Fasters June 24, 2020

Covid-69

When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.

We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!

by Mike Oxenormous October 11, 2020

COVID musicians

Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.

I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020

COVID Education

A COVID education is an education many students received during the COVID-19 pandemic. The COVID education is an incomplete and faulty education due to cheating and not being focused during classes. People who have received a COVID education are slower to comprehend subjects that they should have learned when they were in school.

Person 1: Man, that guy is dumb as hell!

Person 2: Go easy on him man, he has a COVID education.
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The teacher was confused about why her students could not comprehend the problem that they should have learned last year, little did she know, her class has a COVID education.

by bigdubs4eva December 1, 2020

Covid-Cane

Covid-Cane: (Definition)

having at least a half a dozen symptoms of Covid-19 or covid-omnichron.

ie: congestion or Runny nose, sweats, sneezing fits, coughing/gagging, loss of smell in at least one nostril, bloody nose, insomnia, loss of appetite, diarrhea, trouble breathing in at least one nostril, fear of test results.

Damn bro, I had to see my PO and tested positive for c-c-covid-cane.

As soon as I got exposed to your covid-cane, I got diarrhea, runny nose, loss of appetite, and I couldn’t sleep all night.

by Greenhans33 January 2, 2022