Courtney

Beautiful, Amazing, Soulmate, my wife, Nilla Bean.

So how are things with Courtney?

"Man, Courtney is the best thing to come into my life". "She challenges me everyday, sees the good in me even when I dont, LOVES, truly loves, even when I don't deserve it..."

"She is my soul-mate, and I love her."
"Courtney, I love you."

Travis

by Caramel sauce September 23, 2018

courtesy napkins

Extra napkins left on the table at a fast food restaurant for the next napkin-lacking patrons to use.

A: You want these extras for your car?
B: Nah, leave 'em here for courtesy napkins.

I didn't know this burger would be this messy, thank God for these courtesy napkins.

by DangerDog11 April 18, 2010

Courtney

The most amazing girl in the world who causes jealousy to all females she encounters. She is genuine, intelligent, sexy, and a better person than you, especially if your name starts with an H. If you lost your supposed boyfriend to her, that's because he was never yours - and you shouldn't have cheated on him.

That chick is such a courtney. I'm gonna marry her.

by Hssuck February 4, 2010

Courtesy 45s

"Courtesy 45s" is a term used and seen amongst weightlifters in the gym. When one is finished with an exercise that requires lots of 45 lb. plates on each side, it is considered proper to leave one 45 lb. plate on each side for the next user instead of removing all of the weights.

Dave: "Since were done with the bench, should we remove all of the plates?"
Tony: "Nah, just leave the courtesy 45s."

by cparsley21 December 29, 2009

Courtney Woodrow

The name of a girl who is beautiful, sweet, kind hearted and easy to fall in love with but so hard to let go of. She is one of a kind and you would be stupid to let such an amazing girl go. She is a trustworthy person but she finds it hard to trust others as she has been hurt too many times. She has more pain inside than you can see so you have to be gentle with her. She is a very caring person and doesnt't turn her back on her true friends. If you know this girl don't take her for granted.

Courtney Woodrow is an amazing girl

by david234 September 26, 2012

courtesy jerk

after declining to have sex with a guy you're hooking-up with, giving him a handjob so he doesn't get blue balls

Craig: Yo dude, I hooked-up with this chick last night.
Craig's friend: Nice dude, how was it.
Craig: Terrible, man. She wasn't down for sex, and I couldn't even cop a courtesy jerk.
Craig's friend: Damn dude, your balls must be heavy as boulders now.

by lykeageesix September 27, 2010

Courtney

A girl who is bright, bubbly, and always smiling. Everyone who meets her is reeled into her optimistic personality and her big beautiful eyes of love. Easy to love, impossible to forget. A true angel from above. Although Courtney's have their state of bitch, it's usually for a good reason. A very strong girl mentally, and strong emotionally. That "one girl who got away." The best friend to have; the best shoulder to cry on.

My true love; my everything.

(1.) Wow, I wish my girlfriend was a Courtney. Their perfect.

by HopelessRomantic91 March 1, 2010