eBay Counter Snipe

The act of fooling an ebay sniper by being ready with your own bid, ready and set with your mouse right on 'bid'. As soon as the sniper bids, you bid right after and fool them. They will most likely get pissed and proceed to bash their face on the keyboard.

I'm ready for the ebay snipers. I've got my bid already created, all I have to do is click the button to place it. *Sniper attacks 2 seconds before the end of the auction* I click the bid button a second before the end, fooling the sniper. Oh yeah, eBay Counter Snipe!!

Other guy gets pissed and breaks his keyboard whilst smashing his head against it. "Damn counter snipers!"

by СукаБлять April 2, 2015

counter attack

To take part of what someone says and use it in what you say back to that someone.

SIR: I don't want this in my mouth.
Idiot: Well I don't want your voice in my ear!
SIR: Dang, you just did a counter attack.

by spel itt rite April 13, 2006

counter uav

Killstreak included in the popular video-game 'Call of duty'.
Once activated, knocks out all enemy radar for 30secs.

Despite being considered a 'waste of a killstreak', counter uav is perhaps one of the most potent on offer. Benefitting not only yourself, but your whole team too.

Often used by teamplayers, despised by noobs can help weaker teams to victory. Leaves radar-dependant enemies blind and disorientated.

Me- "Anyone got uav or counter uav? Thats what I'm rockin, I play for the good of the team."

13yr old teammate- "Screw you noob, I'm goin for my tenth nuke ftw"

Me- *quits game*

by Sir William Pinch October 30, 2011

counter-cock

v. The further action of a cock block, it is the action of cock blocking someone, and then adding further disgrace by having intercourse with the girl that the first male was planning to have intercourse with. It can also be expanded through the addition of further 'counter's or 'anti's.

n. One who commits or has committed the act of counter-cocking.

1. I was chilling with this phat biatch the other night, hoping to score, and this punk-ass bastard walked in and started to fuck her right in front of me! I just couldn't believe how fast I got counter-cocked.

1. (alternate) So this bastard tried to counter-cock me, but the bitch I was about to screw moved towards me. The bastard got mad counter-counter-cocked.

2. After the prostitute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-cock.

by Yatz January 31, 2005

Counter-Trolled

The resulting status of someone who intends to troll someone, but becomes trolled himself. See trolled

Bob: "Hooray for MLK! I love to drink MLK, it comes from cows."
Harry: "MLK doesn't stand for milk, you dumbass. It stands for Moroccan Lesbian Klub"
Bob: "You're dumb. It stands for Martin Luther King, and you've just been trolled!"
Harry: "Actually, you've just been counter-trolled."

by SpaceDecade January 19, 2009

courier

A bod on a bike riding fast, usually seen overtaking commuters on their superbikes in the morning and evening.

Couriers are known to ride on the pavement and down one way street's the wrong way, down and up stair's and just about anywhere they can get both wheel's through.

Known to defend themselves with the plethora of tool's they can carry as aid's to the maintenance of their rides, bare fist or just plain verbal.

Can get a parcel from your door to a door the other side of town in under 30 min's.

Can spot an accident before it happens. (Some don't react quick enough to avoid them.)

Will not fix a broken bulb at night.

Can fix a flattie in the time it take's to make a real coffee by a barista.

by A. Courier February 15, 2006

cuntriarchy

A system of society or government in which Feminists hold the power and men's lawful rights are diminished in the name of 'equality'.

The belief that women are an oppressed underclass is the dominant ideology of cuntriarchy

by Rorkus Funkster October 26, 2016