Count Crapula

A shit, of any incarnation, done on Halloween night.

Dude In Bed Sheet: Are you comin' trick or treating or what brah?
Dude Wrapped In Toilet Paper: Wait up five minutes, I gotta take a Count Crapula!

by Johnny Drac December 3, 2007

Count Fapula

When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.

Dude I totally got Count Fapula from my girl last night.

by EuL0Gy December 17, 2008

count chocula

when a man/woman preforms fellatio on a fecal stick.

that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!

by Erik K December 6, 2006

count-chuggula

The name given to the act of slamming a beer while hanging from one's knees. This performance may be acompanied by beer in the eyes, snot shooting from ones nose, and extreeme laughter followed by dizziness and intoxication.

Wow, did you see how fast Ian did that count-chuggula, he must be half bat.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

count one for the home team

An expression used to signify something good has happened, or can be used to express congratulations. Its antonym is count one for the away team.

<hohoh0> Why dont you msg your gf telling her IM GONNA GET A PUSSY AND BOOB JOB, I BET YOULL LUB ME UP. she'd think we're the most horrid people EVER eheh
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team

by BOLIVER February 3, 2003

Count Deg

A mythological man born in the early 1800s in Sweden. It was rumored he slayed thousands of young men and served their blood to his guests. He was stabbed to death in 1930 but people say he has been reborn and lives in Illinois. He is pure evil and extremely cunning.

Count Deg is the best party host I know.

by Jeremy September 5, 2004

count gralen

a guy that goes down on a girl experiencing a particularly bloody period, leaving his face and hands dripping with blood...thus resembling a vampire with no dignity

he turned into count gralen last night after doing too much scomp and drinking 20 beers and ended up in that nasty bleeding slut's room. i bet he loved it.

by Blue Lines May 11, 2008