Creeping Jesus

It's someone who's a fawning person. But it's a bit rough, since when is Jesus associated with creepiness? Sure, he hung out with lepers - but that's not creepy. Social suicide maybe...

stalker

"Fuck off, Hugh, you're such a Creeping Jesus."

by Bree Rose January 2, 2009

Greek Creeping

Greek creeping is in reference to the Greek system found on many college campuses. The Greek system most commonly includes fraternity and sorority chapters. The act of Greek Creeping is where non-college students (typically high school aged) will drive or walk through a university's Greek row (neighborhood/street of fraternity and/or sorority houses) to observe and be entertained by the activities and behaviors of the college students that may either be; walking outside, entering, leaving or inside the Greek houses. These activities and behaviors being observed, more often than not, are related to the consumption of alcohol, the act of partying and/or displaying very visible signs of drunkenness--all of which are rather entertaining to observe from an outsider's point of view.

Individuals engaging in the act of Greek creeping DO NOT engage in the activities that the college students (Greeks) are partaking in, as this would defeat the purpose of 'observing' them.

Greek creeping is most entertaining when done on 'party nights' (evenings of the week that are best known for parties by college students). The surest of these days are Friday and Saturday evenings, however on some college campuses certain majors get certain days off which allow for other evenings to be opportune for college parties as well.

Sam: "What should we do tonight?"
Karen: "I'm not feeling like spending any money for a movie or anything, lets go Greek creeping"
Sam: "Sounds good, we should walk by Alpha Delta Phi for sure, I hear they have awesome parties on thursdays"

by Zack J. Williams July 7, 2010

Creeping up on the come up

To work yourself into the proximity of your desired subject with the sole purpose of shamelessly hitting on them. Said subject is usually aware of your stalking and may be seen rolling her eyes and muttering, Lord, he is creeping up on the come up AGAIN!'

Ok, ladies, stick together. Keep an eye out for nerdlingers trying to creep up on the come up!

When they first met, he thought she was just creeping up on the come up but as it turned out she wasn't skeevy like that at all.

by Jachobim November 29, 2006

Creeping like a boss

The act of creeping on someone unintentionally using Facebook's new "creep" feature.

*scrolling this Facebook*
*peripheral vision catches the updates on the new "creep" feature*
*finds out Bob commented on Billy's status*
*finds out Tom and Mark Zuckerberg are now friends*
*finds out Ticonderoga posted a sexual message on Bonquisha's wall*

Damn! I am creeping like a boss!

by Simple Cuboidal Epithelium September 23, 2011

creeping wizard

When a guy shoots his load all over a girl's (or guy's) chin, and the cum commences to slowly drool down via gravity, and as the white spunk dangles from one's chin, it resembles the well defined facial hair of a wizard.

"Dude what happened with that girl you met from the internet?"

"Oh bro, I blew my wad on her chin, gave her a righteous creeping wizard!"

by thedeu October 25, 2012

the creeping crude

A cluster of spreading, oozing, weepy sores that
migrate on skin. The sores are red with yellow
crusts. Thought to be spread by poor hygiene.
It was 1956 in Florida that I first heard this term.

She had the creeping crude on her forearms.

by S. McHugh January 5, 2009

Shady Creeping

Expending tremendous amounts of efforts to keep something you don't want revealed concealed.

"we didn't have alot of bud to smoke so we ended up shady creeping off and smoking by ourselfs."

by t4554y March 25, 2009