cooties-esque

of or pertaining to the degradation of women.

Josh: Dude, then you would have wasted your whole night hanging out with a girl!
Tom: That's so cooties-esque.

by letom January 6, 2008

Cooties withdrawal

When you receive cooties and your body becomes addicted. The only way to survive is to continue allowing a steady flow of cooties.

"Damn, I've been feeling sick lately." "Bro, you've got cooties withdrawal."

by Picholas February 5, 2018

Cooties

A Fake Disease Passed on around a preschool or a school in general and it’s basically like the cheese touch from the diary of a wimpy kid movie.

Johnny Sins Has The Cooties!

by Cum Maker September 11, 2022

Boys have cooties

Boys have cooties

Every girl: Boys have cooties
The boys: Girls have cooties :/

by Screencheck Fortune [Gacha] May 21, 2021

cootie

Cootie comes from coot that means a person whos cool and cute :)

Hi cootie!
Go away!

by schema girl May 15, 2020

Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.

-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.

by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025

Cootie Brown

Term used for being hot as hell.

Fred: Man, it's hotter than Cootie Brown out here!

Barbette: You're telling me!

by JarrusAeterna November 13, 2011