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cooty muncher

a pereson who kiss to many people
you kiss to manny girls what a cooty muncher
by boyboy65 September 26, 2019
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cooties

Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.
Ewww Drop that dodge ball! Johnny just touched it, he has cooties!
by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017
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Good cooties

Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing
Partner:ew you have cooties
Partner 2: I have good cooties
by Oofles June 11, 2018
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cootie flap

It is the flappy part of a cootie.
A virgin: Omg wtf are those??
The girl: Oh it’s my cootie flaps!
by Joshylol November 24, 2021
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Cooties

A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.
"girl gots cooties...watchout!" or "boy cooties will make you blind!...and possibly pregnant"
by Orelse July 7, 2017
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Cooties

is when you eat a girl pussy on her period and no other girl want to date you or kiss you. and if someone kiss that person who ate that girl pussy on her period, no one will kiss them either. and it passes from each person and don't ever go away. or eating ass but no one does that unless its by mistake from eating a girl pussy . the holes are really close together for the female.
don't touch him he got cooties.
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Cooties

A Fake Disease Passed on around a preschool or a school in general and it’s basically like the cheese touch from the diary of a wimpy kid movie.
Johnny Sins Has The Cooties!
by Cum Maker September 11, 2022
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