aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

Cooties

A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.

"girl gots cooties...watchout!" or "boy cooties will make you blind!...and possibly pregnant"

by Orelse July 7, 2017

extreme cooties

This isn’t like any ordinary cootie this is the highest level of cootie, know become infected when sleeping around

“I heard from 10 other girls that he has extreme cooties from sleeping with all of them...”

by Ko.jazz June 21, 2018

Good cooties

Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing

Partner:ew you have cooties
Partner 2: I have good cooties

by Oofles June 11, 2018

cooties

when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.

"ahhhhhhhhhh! it's Jeff the cootie peep!"
I have a evil munchkin brother with COOTIES!!!!!!!!!

by #annonomous May 18, 2018

Cooties

A common STD among children

Ew look at her she has cooties!

by Vigilante37 May 27, 2018

Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.

Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.

by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019