by boyboy65 September 26, 2019
Get the cooty munchermug. A childhood affliction that is totally misunderstood by most children and adolescents. It is commonly thought that one does not want to acquire said affliction from members of the opposite sex, since boy cooties and girl cooties are not only incompatible but highly infectious. Surprisingly, it is typically found that the first individual in a social group to acquire cooties and survive will become legendary and one to be emulated.
by Orelse July 7, 2017
Get the Cootiesmug. by Joshylol November 24, 2021
Get the cootie flapmug. Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.
by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017
Get the cootiesmug. is when you eat a girl pussy on her period and no other girl want to date you or kiss you. and if someone kiss that person who ate that girl pussy on her period, no one will kiss them either. and it passes from each person and don't ever go away. or eating ass but no one does that unless its by mistake from eating a girl pussy . the holes are really close together for the female.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022
Get the Cootiesmug. by HuntressAir May 22, 2024
Get the Cootiesmug. when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.
by #annonomous May 18, 2018
Get the cootiesmug.