Coot

Someone who’s not pushin 🅿️

You’re such a fucking coot, ong.

by JustWillUrban February 11, 2022

Coots

Slang for Cooties

Do you have Coots?

by CooterZ December 3, 2020

Coot smoot

Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.

Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 10, 2018

Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

Coot

A black skinned person. Refer to boon, spook, butter head, negro.

There's a stall at the beginning of the grocery line, must be a coot.

by Strabs76 May 4, 2017

coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023