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Coochie Apple

A person who you really don't like but don't want them to know.
Hey Jhene, you're such a coochie apple!
by Battle Rocket October 30, 2022
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dungeon coochie

When a vagina smells like it has been fermenting for months in a dark, dirty, moldy, musty dungeon.
Yuck! That dirty sink smells like dungeon coochie!
by Schristy July 12, 2017
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stanky coochie

when a female hasn’t washed her genitalia for a long time and it smells like a rotten fish market.
brad: bro chloe gotta stanky coochie
aiden: bro i know it smells like fish
brad: tastes like it too
by penistoes September 1, 2019
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coochie

Did you get her coochie last night?
Yeah man, it was scary.
by Urmomsboyfriend April 7, 2019
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Coochie Police

Women don't want their reproductive justice rights controlled by the Coochie Police!
by talk2me-JCH2 May 16, 2022
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Coochie Coochie Coo

Coochie Coochie Coo is usually used by parents when tickling their newborn child.

Upon tickling and saying "Coochie Coochie Coo" to the child, they will most definitely either start laughing or crying. It depends on how understanding your newborn child is.
"Coochie Coochie Coo."

-Parent.
by Smooth Stone July 19, 2020
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Fortune Cootchie

fortune cootchie
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.
"That bitch got fortune cootchie!" the shopping-cart-pushing man called out as the well endowed woman walked past.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.
by Wayhard January 17, 2008
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