Definitions by Urmomsboyfriend

Schrödinger’s Faggot 

A homophobe who partakes in gay activities or acts in a gay manner.

“Man, have you seen Jacob? He touched my ass right after saying he is homophobic.”

“No shit, he’s Schrödinger’s Faggot.”

Schrödinger’s Faggot by urmomsboyfriend May 3, 2021

coochie 

A woman's vagina

Did you get her coochie last night?
Yeah man, it was scary.

coochie by Urmomsboyfriend April 7, 2019