Cactus Cooch

The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.

Mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. I think she cut me with those prickles of hers!

by Matt Schroeder April 24, 2008

cooch gaurd

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch gaurd right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

by Rose R. February 22, 2009

cooch smooch

when a female smears bright pink lipstick all over her meatflaps, then smacks a big wet kiss on a man's cheek, leaving lipmarks.

hey, this kinky bitch gave me a cooch smooch last night. afterwards my buddies thought i just got a wet kiss from my grandma.

by dizzle pie June 28, 2005

Cooch-pirate

Someone who is continually after the cooch.

Danny is a cooch-pirate.

by Al September 23, 2003

Sugar cooch

1. Something you call someone if they in return call you honey nipples.

2. A tasty, sugary-like vagina.

1. "Hey sugar cooch!"

"Hey honey nipples!"

2. Oh dude, last night, I ate this girl out and she had such a sugar cooch, it tasted like mama's sugar cookies!

by friedgabe September 19, 2009

cooch bubble

When you have a trapped bubble of air trapped in your vulva, labia or vagina that is bothersome,caused by either a fart or queef. This usually occurs when either the fart or queef travels up from the anus or from the opening of the vagina and gets trapped at the apex of the pussy but doesn't release, but rather moves around. The only known remedy is squeezing your thighs together and hope the bubble pops or vigorously rub your pussy to release it manually.

Ive got a major cooch bubble after last night's fart fest.

by Realtalk4dirtytalkers December 19, 2015

Cooch Knocking

1. Engaging in sexual intercourse
2. The art of falling down the stairs, butt first, for a female

She was so drunk last night that she bruised her ass cooch knocking.

by jwaho July 5, 2011