Console Player

A person that perfers a console over a pc. But they acknowledge that a pc is better, but they just prefer a console. NOTE: This is not to be mistaken with a console peasent, they think that a pc is worse then a console and will always defend consoles.

Console player: yeah I enjoy playing on a console more then pc, but a pc is better then a console
Console peasent: WHAT ARE U SAYING!!!!! A CONSOLE IS THE SUPREME GAMING PLATFORM.

by Sinji July 8, 2020

Convoluted

The best word ever, only to be used incorrectly in everyday conversation

Jeremy: My toaster just exploded.
Sarah: Wow. That's convoluted.

by singitupp June 2, 2010

Condoleezma

Condoleezma - noun

A caucasian male dressed in drag - usually overweight - imitating Dr. Condoleezza Rice and all of her accomplishments. Imitations include political farce and racial humor.

Guy 1 - Dude, why are you dressed like a fatass black girl?
Guy 2 - I've gotta go do my Condoleezma.

by Cuspid May 30, 2009

convotexting

having a conversation via text instead of verbal

what's up with the damn convotexting generation?apparently texts speak louder than talking.

by xsis January 29, 2009

Conhole

A conservative that is willing to tank the country rather than compromise their demagoguery.

Those House of Representative conholes would let this country go under before they would vote for a compromise bill.

by UTJIM July 26, 2011

Console Bisexual

Someone who has loads of knowledge about both Xbox and PlayStation, wears PlayStation and Xbox clothing indefinitely, and owns both consoles.

1: That guy with the Xbox One T-shirt is playing a PS4! Traitor!
2: Nah, he's just a console Bisexual.

by Trerry June 30, 2015

condole

Express sympathy for (someone); grieve with

to condole with a friend whose father has died.

by Evie Richmand December 11, 2017