confeeded

Constipated after being fucked in the ass repetitivly

I gotta take a shit but im so confeeded .
Do you have any stool softener to help me not be so confeeded

by danothemano14 October 10, 2016

confirmed classic

A phrase that a stan of an artist uses to show that the artists new work of music is already projected to be one of the greatest.

*The first seconds of Astroworld start playing*
Travis Scott stans: OMG confirmed classic

by Young Savage August 15, 2018

confested

two words- that vibe of congested + infested

my room was always “confested” with my annoying ass roommate

by lexyjazz!2 July 12, 2020

Concered

A word that @voidnfx uses as concerned as we do a lot of typos and I tried to translate it but it doesn’t mean anything as it’s not a word so from now on mae(@voidnfx) said that is another word for “concurred”

Did you vote for Biden? Well we concered with the majority

by @glader.shank February 9, 2022

Mexican Conference Call

Putting several phones on speaker mode, and having the overlapping volume from one carry over to the other/s, giving the effect of a conference call.

Yo, Jose, the 3-way call feature on my phone isn't working. Will you help me with a Mexican Conference Call?

by philosorapper27 July 2, 2012

Country Conference Call

When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.

I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.

by Goetta June 2, 2015

Web conference

Used as a euphemism for playing with your Rabbit

Hey, where’s Georgia tonight? Oh that biatch? She’s on a web conference again. Gone through 5 packs of AA batteries this week!

by Phil McHorney February 24, 2020