Stupendous Confectionary

After Chris Eubank’s appearance on Gogglebox, all members of the UK community have agreed on a new term to replace ‘Sweet Ones’, namely Stupendous Confectionary. This term describes very beautiful girls who catch the eye of somebody

Before : ‘Look at that lighty over there, she’s a sweet one on my mothers!’
After : ‘Yo g, that lighty is some stupendous confectionary!’

by El Nigrito July 9, 2019

WalMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I cant hit this guy he is laggy so much he must have a WalMart Connection

by CANINE February 19, 2008

clASSical conditioning

The conundrum that occurs when you get used to hooking up to a certain song, and then that song comes on the radio in the middle of the day, and you get a boner.

Danny: you ever heard a song that youve hooked up to, but youre not with a chick, but you get hard anyways?? That's like classical conditioning for your dick!!

Brian: What up Pavlov!!

by das jew March 27, 2011

Connection

Connection

…?

lol you never wanted this, avoid at all costs and I totally get why but also I don’t get why you write for a year about meeting and a conversation …

Not full of shit tho ? ..

Connection.. ours dwindled and quite obvious why .. relying of fleeting vibes from what was now years ago .. I’m surprised you knew the date we met or maybe you just chose that date as the numbers ? Never had the chance to ask and these questions no longer need an answer .., all history .. life moved on

Connection … lol

by LetsTalkAboutX January 30, 2023

Confectionist

A Confectioner creating elaborate confectionery designs using a wide array of sugar based foods. which may include: pasteries, fruits, chocolates, and sugar based meats.

We will choose the best Confectionist to cater our Sweat Treats Extravaganza.

by Hippie Chick November 23, 2013

Conditional Invitation

When someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don't come. Usually done to make sure someone knows that you don't want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.

'You can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don't come.'

-Textbook example of the conditional invitation

by robertstapelsmum October 19, 2009

mexican air-conditioner

To let the breeze flow naturally, through either nakedness or an unzipped fly.

It's a corker out here today, even Gazza's got his mexican air-conditioner running!

by Eupherism September 25, 2010