situ comoedia syndrome

Situ comoedia syndrome is characterised by trying to turn everything into an interaction similar to a sitcom subconsciously. They will also be accompanied by imagining laugh tracks in the back of their mind, this usually comes with bad social skills and lack of friends as they will say things they don't mean to make it a comedic interaction.

Jack: Did you know Kikbai has situ comoedia syndrome?
Kikbai: Speaking of syndromes, my grandma passed away when a bowling ball hit her in the head.
Jack: Did the family sue the bowling alley?
Kikbai: Bowling alley? This was at a public pool.
Jack: Did that actually happen?
Kikbai: No, I was just kidding my grandma is fine.

by realconditions December 27, 2022

como

A homo-coma; being brain-dead to the fact that you're totally gay, similar to "in the closet"

"Sean's kinda cute, but he's totally in a como. Have you ever seen how long he takes to do his hair?"

by Tatas November 22, 2006

camoXtoe

Camoflauge Bike shorts with lace at the bottom. typically really tight and rides up your cooter...derived from the term "camel toe". camoXtoe are usually worn under your everyday attire, or club gear...until you get so drunk that you feel the need to remove your pants and parade around downtown like the asshole that you are, wearing just heels, a halter top (preferably) and your camoXtoe. In order to pull this off properly, you must scream obsenities at every person in sight, climb whatever is around that you can hoist your large ass up on, gash your best friends asshole open with foreign objects and just be really belligerant in general.

"aaaaaahhhhhhhhh, you motherfucking skank ass whore, get your fucking fist out of my ass...youre ripping a hole in my camoXtoe"

by Trashley Suzanne December 13, 2008

cojoxin

The substane which binds vertebrae when one is tense or stressed. Cojoxin is released from the verbrae when subjected to intense deep tissue massage or chiropractic manipulation.

This deep tissue massage of your vertebrae will release the cojoxin build up and help make your spine feel more flexible and relaxed.

by ToddAnthonyJohnson August 29, 2009

Comonom

THE SEXIEST MAN TO EVER EXIST. AN ABSOLUTE COOLER. GREAT AT APEX. AN ALL ROUNDER. GREAT AT BEING EPIC

Person1: do you know comonom
Person2: OMG HE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE STAY AWAY FROM HIM
person3:WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A CAT FIGHT UP IN HERE BITCH

by Conor devaney January 23, 2021

Comor247

Registered Minecraft addict and certified Little Caesars enjoyer 😎. This person exists for the sole purpose of replying to everything with "ok". Tall, funny, handsome, confident, rich, and cool.

Bro, Comor247 loves mug root beer. I should get him that for christmas

by Comor247 December 9, 2022

comodo

a word used to get out of awkward situations.

Wen a teacher shouts at you reply with comodo

by Jessia February 5, 2005