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Phone Coma

The state of trance one enters when fully engulfed with a text/app/email on a mobile device. Generally involves a brief intermission of any interaction with that individual.
Joe- I'm starving. Time to feast?
Rich- Yeah, I'm down. Dave, you down, too?

Dave?

Where the hell is Dave?
Joe- Ummm, way back there *points to an individual standing by them self, about 100' behind the group, texting*
Rich- Dave and his damn phone comas.
by JosesRoo October 10, 2011
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Çomar

It's the Turkish word for redneck, backwards, religious idiot who loves to suck on Erdogan's cock any chance he gets, similar to Trump supporters.

These kind of people are in the majority especially in and around the Central Anatolian region of Turkey. This particular region has a distinct continental climate. It is usually extremely barren with wastelands as far as the eye can see, and as a direct result animal husbandry is historically very prevalent among its inhabitants. The place, among other things, is famous in Turkey and around the world for its shepherd dogs. This particular dog breed is very loyal, takes its duty as a shepherd dog seriously and will even fight to its death when guarding its flock from a wolf attack, but not known for its intelligence among other dog breeds. Poetically, these qualities of the Anatolian shepherd are similar to those of the people living in the area, another kind of "Anatolian shepherd," so to speak. A common name for shepherd dogs in Turkey is Çomar, hence the name attributed to these people.
- Türkçe -

Can: Ahhh lan, Fevzi AKP belediye başkanlığına oy verdi

Mehmet: Evet, Konya yakınlarındaki küçük bir köyden geldiğini duydum.

Can: O böyle bir Çomar

- English -

Can: Wow bro, Fevzi voted for the AKP mayor

Mehmet: Yea, I heard he's from a small village near Konya.

Can: He's such a Çomar
by geekers112233 February 7, 2020
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soma coma

A term phrased for the act of eating soma muscle relaxers in large quantities,thus leading to the following effects:

*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!
"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"

"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"
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comfylicious

adj: ridiculously (deliciously) comfortable

a combination of the words comfortable and delicious used to describe anything that is so comfortable that describing it as comfy does not suffice
ex. 1
"This sofa is comfylicious!"

ex. 2
Person 1: Hey, how do you like those pants I got you for your birthday?
Person 2: I couldn't thank you enough! They're so comfylicious, I could wear them every day!
by teatime October 9, 2008
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Comatoked

Comatoked -

-Being so high off the drugs you've been smoking that you pass out and become some what comatose.
"Hey did you see that guy comatoke himself last week"

"he's comatoked"

"your comatoking yourself dude the bitch aint worth it"
by Sparkey-sparkles March 22, 2010
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Comardelle

The most amazing, and mispronounced, last name in the world. Common in people who live "down the bayou" or on the Westbank in Nawlins. Usually pronounced as "Carmadelle" or "ComARdellie."
Person 1: Hey, what was that chick's last name? She lived on the West Bank?

Person 2: Oh, Comardelle. She's pretty fly.
by Superawesomemegafoxyhot August 15, 2010
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Coma-mare

A long-lasting, intense, and frightening nightmare that occurs while in a medically-induced coma. Most people who experience them later battle varying degrees of PTSD.
I have PTSD from the coma-mares I suffered while in septic shock.
by Dan C. Gilliam October 26, 2017
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