A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it
by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019
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Colton’s are companionate, and amazing friends. Often prone to depression and guilt. Very good looking and has a strong love of music, surrounded by friends with k names and has one heck of a sweet tooth
I love Colton
by Honestly.tho March 2, 2019
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by John Luigi’s June 5, 2019
Get the Colton mug.someone who will want you back after he realizes no girl will ever compare to you, someone who cheats on every single girl he ever dates and talks shit about them even tho he used to be “in love” with them, someone who will send you videos of him burning everything you gave him like every memory y’all ever made together was just a joke. basically it’s someone who doesn’t deserve shit because their an ass who can’t see they have an amazing girl to love them but they won’t get over themselves to actually be with her.
“damn, colton doesn’t realize he just hurt the only girl that would love him unconditionally” ... oh trust me he will realize one day. and it’ll be too late
by truth69420 June 26, 2019
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by Ivzen69 October 29, 2019
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Colton is dum
by Logan the mysterious guy October 31, 2019
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