Colton Yams

When your balls look like a pair of yams.

When my bae saw me naked,she said they looked like a pair of Colton Yams.

by Bargt09 September 30, 2016

Colton Day

A Colton Day, or to have a Colton Day, is to masturbate profusely for the entire day. Usually ending in genital inhalation or extreme pleasure.

Trent, why didn't you come to school today? Sorry, I was just having a good Colton Day.

by ColeRoy May 1, 2013

colton

a person with a EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS

Oh shit that dude definitely is a colton

by lucasadamjj June 6, 2017

Colton Stephens

The nicest and funniest and coolest person around friends and family. Can destroy anyone named Dillon and doesn't hate anyone. The name Colton and Stephens are related to this name. It is essentially the two put together into a final name.

He's such a Colton Stephens

Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you

Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.

by taste_my_lightning January 22, 2011

kyle colton

A Kyle Colton is usually a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone, and also envied by his humor and good looks. He is a great baseball player as well.

Omg, did you see that guy? Almost as sexy as Kyle Colton!

by GenuineLister November 3, 2015

Colton Stadnyk

A toxic kid who hates himself and all other people. He is attracted to chickens and birds. He has gotten rejected several times by a turkey named Martha.

Look at that weirdo, oh wait, that's just Colton Stadnyk

by 12StepKid May 23, 2019

Colton Fuck'd It

a phrase used when something is broken or out of order.

The desk is broken, i bet colton fuck'd it.

by lmao26 December 16, 2010