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Colombian inquisition 

A sexual act where the male has the female in bondage upside down so that her mouth is penis high with a rope tightly binding her lower jaw to her neck, he proceeds to ask her if she's going to vomit while forcing fellatio on her until she pukes all over his hairy beanbag.
The bitch done me wrong so she's getting the old Colombian inquisition tonight.

Colombian double cross 

When your getting a blowjob from a person presumed to be female. They kick you in the balls. Then when on your knees with your mouth open in a expression of pain. They whip out their dick and shove it in your mouth.
I was getting a great hummer behind hobby lobby, then she pulled the Colombian double cross on me. I don’t know which part was worse.

Colombian nose candy 

Columbia nose candy: It goes by many names. booger sugar, Columbian Sugar, Daddy's special sugar, However the correct name for this booger sugar is cocaine
Hey Pedro can I cop a gram of that Colombian nose candy?

Colombian snowblower 

When you take your partner in the wheelbarrow position and fuck them while their face is in a pile of cocaine
I was with Janice the other day, we had a lot of coke and things were getting hot and heavy, we decided to try a colombian snowblower

Colombian Fag 

A "Colombian Fag" is a common colloquialism for a nicotine cigarette rolled in street-grade cocaine. The name is a derivative of the common British term for cigarette, a "Fag," and Colombia, the world's largest producer of cocaine.

The most common method for creating a "Colombian Fag" is to lick, or mildly wet, a nicotine cigarette and roll in finely graded cocaine. In effort to "secure" the amphetamine to the exterior of the cigarette, many users singe the cocaine into the thin paper lining of the cigarette.

This particular method of ingestion is said to have been developed in London. In recent years, due to the strength of the European Euro in the Czech Republic and Slovakia, English citizens have migrated to these two Eastern European nations to utilize this fiscal difference. Because of this, the "Colombian Fag," is now most commonly found in the Czech Republic and Slovakia as opposed to its native England.
A Colombian Fag is a mixture of cocaine and nicotine.
Colombian Fag by notmeyou February 27, 2010

Colombian Sandsmacker 

During a time of sexual intercourse, the male takes the time to pack the female's vagina full of fecal matter (excrement may be collected from either party) and then continues to insert his penis in the now shit-filled pussy.
Bob: Hey Baby lets do a Colombian Sandsmacker
Jill: What's that?
Bob: I'm 'gunna shit in your vagina and fuck it.
Colombian Sandsmacker by Dr Sazerac September 4, 2010