College

It’s that magical place your parents tell you to go when you’re little or else you’ll be starving, broke, and homeless when you get older. When you get into college you realize it isn’t as amazing as everyone makes it out to be, and you just have to brave it out for the next ten years until you get a Masters or PhD, or try and go a different route and find work in a non-traditional career.

“My parents told me I have to go to college or else I’ll be living in a box under the freeway since no one will hire me.”

by TauKitty June 12, 2018

College

Where everyone's a drunken whore bitch.

Minnesota State University Mankato College.

by cascat February 22, 2014

College

A waste of time and money, and although still not lawfully mandatory, it is expected that one must go there in order to live a good life, when really it is just another excuse to drain all your resources and sanity there just to be accepted by the status quo.

college sucks.

by xacolmah February 3, 2018

College

People hiding from getting a real job for four more years 😂😂😂

I’ll go to college and lose money rather than a get a job and make money

by JohnSmith47 September 10, 2019

college

The American version of a University, consisting of gay arse Frats, brotherhoods, sorities and dorms..how gay? who uses dorms? thats so grade 6 camp. Which they only call it "college" to be different from the rest of the English speaking world. (Even though English was invented in Engalnd...by the way im not English), and as they do with other words such as Grey, or as they like to call it "gray" and mum which they prefer to spell and say as "mom". Aswell as that they claim to be a really lucky country with all that free education crap but in actual fact they have to pay $30 000 to attend one of these so called "colleges" or they cannot be educated..sounds kinda third world to me. In my country you dont have to pay to learn. Maybe America should quit spending all thier money on nuclear bombs and should invest in assisting thier youth in the feild of "college!"

Dave: "Woohooo i got 500 in my SATS..im gonna be a doctor!"

College profesor: " your too poor to be a doctor..maybe you should learn how to make burgers!"

by aussieroo September 11, 2004

College

A place where young men and women of the world learn how to smoke pot and get drunk.

OMG Katie! That hot college party last night was totally unforgettable!! I can't remember a thing, I'm so hung over!!

by Garac October 15, 2006

College

A place that destroys your self confidence and the ability to trust yourself with simple tasks and gives a new lease on the phrase literally addicted to a TV series

I thought I was bettering myself when I went to college but it turned out to be my down fall.

by physicssucks November 7, 2014