Cockblocker

To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female

Colin is a stupid cockblocker

by Jon Mouchet December 8, 2003

cocksmack

When one person whips out their cock and smacks them in the face with it. OR usually a gay person who loves cock in their face.

Josh Phil Condrat is a cocksmack.

Josh loves to cocksmack other men (also recieve).

Josh: Hey can you cocksmack in my face
Billy: Sure, as long as you return the favor
Josh: OK, let me get out my skeet box

by Ryan Brockman January 13, 2006

cocksnacker

someone who eats cock as often as eating snacks.

Cocksnacking is an art form when it comes down to avoiding to srcape the penis with your teeth.

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

cockalocktapuss

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...

" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*

by (we're ninjas, you can't know) January 7, 2010

Cockblock Shower

When a guy is getting a blowjob from a chick at a party and another chick pours beer over their heads to stop the activity.

Jill was totally going down on Drew until MaryAnn gave them a Cockblock Shower.

by Definition Guy August 7, 2009

asian cockblock

1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another

2. the worst of all cockblocks

3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease

Damn Josh (JJ) is the worst wingman, he can't even stop an asian cockblock.

by Wickster September 20, 2008

CockBlocker

A person who has unnatural tendencies to stop sexual encounters before they begin.

Terrible. Some chick cockblocker screwed me big time

by Meandmybaby June 29, 2011