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Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.
"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."
by Coolio January 16, 2004
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Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.
"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"
by Ross October 23, 2004
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Cockaine

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
There isn't a generic name for Viagra. Suggestions were made and after careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Cockaine. Also considered were Mydixarisen, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mycoxafloppin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Are you feeling stressed, angry, tired, lonely and is your hand sore? Cockaine will give you back the life you used to have.
by tanjaganja February 12, 2009
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CockMauler

A guy who isn't openly gay but gets a bit touchy with other guys and very flirty
Steve: Did you see cian boltan in there ...I swear he was checkin me out for the whole day

Hunkydory: yea he's a proper cockmauler
by Right so August 10, 2009
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cockabooby

Term used to describe the downward mood spiral that accompanies the hormonal changes that come with PMS. Usually this mood involves feeling that no one likes you, you don't fit in, you're not good at your job, you're misunderstood by everyone, etc. In other words, you feel like crap.
I went home from work crying the other day because I realized that I suck at my job and no one there likes me. I've never fit in anywhere and I've always been misunderstood by everyone.

(A week or so later): I feel great! My period is finally over! I do a great job and everyone loves me! Hey, all that negative stuff I felt must have just been (the) cockabooby!
by MOChick November 7, 2006
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cockagawea

A guy who helps his best friend out by telling him someone that he can definitely hook up with and still have a healthy social reputation. He assist all in the exploration of the female body and is notorious for knowing the nature of women.
Brain: Dude, we have to get you laid tonight.

Kevin: Lead the way, cockagawea.
by Onewhoguidescocks May 2, 2010
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Cockafanny

A hilariously unintentionally sexual exclamation with a meaning and use similar to 'outrageous' or 'balderdash'. The term is frequently used whilst one is speaking in a bad snooty british accent.
Guy: But surely you don't have to pay for incoming texts!

Girl: Yep, I do.

Guy: Cockafanny!
by pompous pedantic pontificator November 13, 2010
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