cockhandler

A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.

you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler

by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010

Cocklance

A weapon with which you smite krakens.

"I'ma smite yo' kraken wit ma' cocklance."

"Remove your assfrogs from the presence of my cocklance."

by GnarlyChinAction January 10, 2011

cockmangler

One with insatiable appetite for wang-dangs.

How many cocks did you last night, cockmangler?

by London_Midge February 20, 2004

Cockladon

A Word invinted by Doug to define an enormous Cock (one of dinosaur like proportions) who cut him off while driving for FedEx in Quincy Mass.
Not a compliment!

"Use a turn signal you Cockladon!!"

by HEADHUNTER22 March 7, 2010

Cockwand

A derogatory word used to describe someone who is behaving like an idiot tool dickhead etc...

Gordon Brown is a right Cockwand, however i'm not so sure David Cameron is much better!

Ok so i know i was being a right Cockwand trying it on with your sister yesterday, I blame her though...she shouldn't walk around naked when I'm around.

by P - E A Z Y July 8, 2010

cocklong

Unlike "cockstrong" which defines a man with unusual physical strength, cocklong describes a man with a large penis.

A lot of people think Wayne is cockstrong, but they often forget he's cocklong too.

by Ole Suge December 30, 2016

Cocklashing

pulling your penis out and slapping an inanimate object E.G. a table to produce a slapping sound.

James took his cock out and started cocklashing for all to hear

by Thatgamingowl June 15, 2017