Skip to main content

Diggin the Crates

Rumaging through records in racks or boxes
Ring ring...allo....a'rit bruv...wanna go down basildon today...need to dig the crates for some dubs for tonight
by Matty C January 11, 2005
mugGet the Diggin the Crates mug.

The Contest

A contest to be the first person to remember (and shout) "the Contest" after you remember The Game.

You can never win The Game, but you CAN win The Contest.
Person A: That was a stupid game.
Person B: ...THE GAME.
Person C: The Contest!
Person A: Fuck.
by snafoolery April 5, 2009
mugGet the The Contest mug.

catest

a person who likes cats and worships their very existence, also knows as the religion of cats. in order to be catest you but 1.worship cats and 2.be willing to go through the sacred ceremony to become catest.
i was catholic, but now i'm catest instead.
by melanie and hope June 19, 2012
mugGet the catest mug.

Coatus Interruptus

When wearing a coat makes sex nigh on impossible therefore proving to be much a much more reliable and safe method of birth control than Coitus Interruptus or the withdrawl method.
"Last night Kelly and I were all over each other, but when we got in the house I couldn't get my damn coat off!"

"Haha, you wear that thing so tight you look like a dog's lipstick."

"Not funny bro! She couldn't reach the goods, it was total Coatus Interruptus!"

"Well, better to be safe than sorry."
by Disco duck March 18, 2014
mugGet the Coatus Interruptus mug.

Cortese

1. A type of person who's athletic, charming, and everyone loves. A great person who's impact is never negative and makes. people around them feel better.

2. A person that doesn't eat healthy and eats too many fats, sugars, junk, etc.
1. Kyle has been such a Cortese lately.

2. Tim needs to work on his eating habits and top being a Cortese.
by Dr. Matteo Kornqvist September 18, 2017
mugGet the Cortese mug.

fudge contest

Two individuals (Male, Male) (Male, Female) (Female, Female May be more difficult), both naked, and alone. one individual gets on all fours, the other on his knees. The individual on all fours begins to poop, while the other individual attempts to keep the poop inside of the pooper. at the end of the poop, the person who kept the most poop where they were supposed to wins, the other must then clean up with their mouth.
Person #1: Phew! I'm glad I won that fudge contest!

Person #2: This tastes terrible!
by WalrusDestroyer March 2, 2014
mugGet the fudge contest mug.

cortesan

nicole kidman's character in Moulin Rouge is a cortesan
by Lexi M. September 3, 2006
mugGet the cortesan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email