Churn butter

The act of a female masturbating without the use of any electronic toys or devices.

Sean finished too quick so Courtney had to go home and churn butter herself

by Bubba74rocks October 1, 2023

Churn butter

Squirting milk from a woman's breast on your dick and proceeding to use it as lube to fuck her with.

O ya I used her titty juice to churn butter last night.

by Afd1800 October 1, 2023

urn churn

The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.

The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.

Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.

by LeahJessGenn September 18, 2020

Chode Churning

The act of jacking off while using butter as lube.

After a night of chode churning, Erics mom was very upset when she went to make cookies the next day and all her butter was gone.

by PudPounder June 17, 2022

churning shit

When you are rushing to go to the nearest toilet while trying as hard as you possibly can not to shit yourself

I ate a spicy burrito for lunch and I’m now in the middle of nowhere hauling ass and churning shit home

by xDMattTheUnfunny June 23, 2022

Churn

An act done as initiation into a family or group. Usually sexual in nature, but always meant to be demeaning or disruptive. Often considered sexual assault.

If we accept you boyfriend into the family, he has to be churned first.

by Prebaked22 May 1, 2022

Churning Butter

Describes the act of sliding the shaft of the penis between titties that are being pressed together. Motion is similar to how one would churn butter.

Person 1: I wanna fuck your boobs right now!
Person 2: I hate the harsh terminology, I'd prefer if you called it churning butter

by mommy milky moomoo October 17, 2021