chuck norris 

when god said, "let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."

when god said,"let there be light." CHUCK NORRIS said,"say please."

chuck norris by da trick biatch March 16, 2006

Chuck Norris 

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris, who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of indiana jones, who fell over on the ground writhing in pain, as batman changed back into bruce wayne, but Chuck saw through his clever disquise, and he crushed batmans head, inbetween his thighs...

Chuck Norris From

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny-

Lemon Demons

Chuck Norris by Omega Battle Creator April 13, 2006

Chuck Norris 

1. After hearing the name not much must be said
2. Sheer awesomeness
3. The target of millions of complimentary Jokes

1. Chuck Norris
2. Chuck Norris
3. Chuck norris doesn't do push-ups he pushes the world down

Chuck Norris by Yourmomsvaginalcrease October 12, 2009

chuck norris 

Chuck norris can only be defined by two words: chuck norris.

chuck norris was cold so he turned the sun up.

chuck norris by Xiophillio April 14, 2009

Chuck Norris 

Don't be an idiot everyone knows you don't search for Chuck Norris on Urban Dictionary he finds you.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris by Annie Dawson September 15, 2010

chuck norris 

The only man in the world who has a planet named after his left testicle.

Wolverine once got into a fight with Chuck Norris, and sliced off his left testicle. It somehow was thrown into outer space, and to this day, it is known by its scientific name: Jupiter.

chuck norris by Gai-sensei April 19, 2006

Chuck Norris 

You do not define Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris defines you. bitch.

bob-chuck norris owns you

Chuck Norris by chuck norris the ninetyith June 11, 2010