Christmas Kiss

A kiss that will never normally be happen, but due to the occasion and overall merry-ness, it is given. Generally Used to get the hottie at a christmas party, but sometimes used against one by family.

Toby: Dude, i just christmas kissed auntie jane.
Alan: You're Sick.

Joe: I totally scored sarah!
Simon: Man, It was just a christmas Kiss.
Joe: I hate you.

by Alextro December 24, 2008

Christmastache

a lustrous mustache grown every year in celebration of the birth of christ.

Tommy's Christmastache is so boss this year!

by Pastaaa October 4, 2011

Christmas slam ham

Your holiday boink-boink slam pig.

The Christmas slam ham lovemaking was particularly tender this year.

by Hugh Dash Hyphen January 1, 2012

Christmas With The Kranks Hating

When you have an extreme feeling of hatred towards the hit movie "Christmas With The Kranks."

Johnny:"Hey! Wanna join the Christmas With The Kranks Hating club?"
Julius: "Yes! I hate that movie oh so much."

by Funguser November 18, 2021

Christmas dirt

It is snow as defined by my four year old.

We have a late start for school tomorrow because of Christmas dirt.

by Elisabunny November 29, 2022

Mega Christmas

A super rare holiday that only those willing to risk it awl can only hope to achieve large amounts of win, or suffer the painful penis crushing defeat.

Guy 1: Dude I am successfully Having 3 separate but awesome relationships with three women!
Guy 2: OMFG! That's like six titties!
Guy 1: I know, thus I will be celebrating mega Christmas this year.

by KDR-II October 16, 2008

Amazon Christmas

When you come home and find you have a bunch of packages to open from your online ordering.

I think I'm going to take off next Thursday, I'm going to have myself an Amazon Christmas.

I went on a total ordering binge after I got my new camera... I think later this week I'm can expect a huge Amazon Christmas!

by TSilly September 7, 2011