Christian rock

An oxymoron.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

Christian science

1) (n.) An oxymoron or paradox.

2) (n.) A subject studied by a people who don't believe in the subject.

That Christian science reminds me of the software title "Microsoft Works."

by fraghappy November 6, 2003

Christian

An amazing boyfriend who will care about you and never let go. Hottie who will always make sure you're ok and do every freaking possible thing to make u happy. He will flatter u all the time and cuddle u and tell u he loves you all the time. U are lucky to have one in ur life even if u are just friends!

Is Christian ur bf??
HELL YEAH!!!

by The best gf April 22, 2018

one hour Christian

The people who act as if they are the most religious people on earth for one hour a week. They are perfect for one hour every Sunday and then they sin like everyone else for the rest. But they will be the first to call you out on all your own misdoings.

While in the strip club, I bumped into a one hour Christian from my church.

by brokebutstilldrinking February 13, 2008

christian bone

The act of peeing in a girls mouth when getting a blowjob

I Christian boned it that bitches mouth

by boner.christian January 30, 2015

Christian Louboutin

One of the most popular shoe designers in the world right now. Instantly recognizable by the signature red sole. Average cost is $500-$900. Loved by celebrities and wealthy fashionistas everywhere. There are currently 3 boutiques in the USA, 2 in NYC and one in Beverly Hills.

Famous clientèles include:
Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, Sarah Michelle Gellar, etc.

Oh and by the way, girls, your Oh Deer! Christian Louboutin knock-offs aren't fooling anyone =)

by Maybelline October 23, 2007

Per Christian Selmer-Andersen

A person, whose only goal is to inflict hatred and chaos. This person has gone through a traumatic childhood with little to no love and/or revue parties. Thus resulting in him becoming a sad little man with big dreams and no talent whatsoever.

If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.

Did you hear what Hitler did to the Jews? That's such a Per Christian Selmer-Andersen move.

by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022