chompin

to be filthy, awesome, krispy, legit, savi, and much much more in a better way and way ahead of the curb. to be chompin is to be the coolest motherfucker alive

man, you hear about that guy named denis? shiiiit, ain't nobody be more chompin than him!"

by thisdenisdirty September 7, 2007

Dick champion

a female who takes dick into every hole of the body

Jesse had a dick champion weekend.

by tyler lindahl March 3, 2008

breakfast of champions

the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...

A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets

"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"

by Stars of Mars March 14, 2007

champions cup

A chamionship trophy, formally used for the storage of Country Time brand lemonade crystals. Competed for by 3 major teams:
The Roloffs, The Kareem Abdul-Jabbars and The Prison Mikes.

YOOOOO! I just won Champions Cup playing SEWERED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I won the Space Jam, which resulted in winning the champion cup!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WIN

by Andrew Schopp April 3, 2007

champion

where were we?
- confidence, insecurity
right. so telling you what you don't believe about yourself does not work?
- like?
like telling you how i see you, your beauty through my eyes. would that help in the long run. constantly reminding you of that
- no

then tell me what you need to be free of that self-harm. enough of this self-slaughter. its enough for everybody. we've had enough of these constant lessons in self-hate. and i can say this because im the fucking champion!!

by Krkič August 21, 2019

ass champion

One who excels in mimicking the attributes or qualities of an asshole.

Had I wanted to hear a bunch of shit, I would have squatted myself. Get the fuck out of here, ass champion.

by SvenTwelve May 23, 2008

Offseason Champion

Team that always makes the right moves during the offseason, yet doesn't win anything once the regular season begins...

The jets keep winning the offseason championship trophy every year, yet when the season starts, they fall apart...

by D. Greenberg April 1, 2010