"Did you hear about all the terrible things that happened since the new kid showed up?"
"Yea, maybe he's a Chaos Bringer."
"Yea, maybe he's a Chaos Bringer."
by QuazarHD October 19, 2015
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After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.
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Get the chaos crew mug.Usually a critical care or emergency medicine nurse who is “here for it”. The one who runs a tight ship and you the one look to when you don’t know what to do. They have a poker face you couldn’t break with a hammer and their internal dialog is 99% expletives and the constant sound of screechy, rusty airplane breaks coming to a halt. The one that calmly tells you to call a code and then 30 seconds later, opens epinephrine with their teeth. This nurse usually burns out quickly and drinks after work.
Did you see Alyssa during that trauma? She is a total chaos donkey the way she stopped the bleeding with her foot while putting an IV in that guy without a single twitch or moment of hesitation!
by CriticalCareBadass, RN June 10, 2021
Get the chaos donkey mug.A French portmanteau word, combining the words "chier" (meaning "to shit") and "sieste" (meaning "a nap"). Usually done at work, it involves going to the bathroom for around 15-30 minutes to sleep. After going back to your desk, you let out a big sigh of relief letting everyone know you shat explosive diarrhea or that you had serious constipation issues. This way you can sleep at work without them noticing.
If you are somewhat skilled, you can both shit and nap simultaneously, hence the word "chieste".
If you are somewhat skilled, you can both shit and nap simultaneously, hence the word "chieste".
Antoine: sacrébleu! I just had the biggest diarrhea of my entire life. I had to clean the walls as well as my scrotum.
François : you're lying! You had your afternoon chieste
François : you're lying! You had your afternoon chieste
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