can't catch a break

nothing ever works out

Katia's phone always breaks, she always gets her stuff stolen and her bus lady hates her!
Katia can't catch a break!

by boomswag420420420 April 13, 2014

catch me outside how bout dat

when you want to meet someone outside to fight
also popular from doctor phil

hey susan catch me outside how bout dat

by gracetheboss132657902774 February 2, 2017

Catch you on the flip flop

A phrase coined during the 1960s and 1970s trucker Citizen's Band (CB) culture. It literally means "I'll contact you on the return trip." If two long-haul truck drivers regularly make opposing trips, their path will eventually meet on each iteration of the trip. This term is virtually interchangeable with catch you on the flip side.

...we're gonna back on out of here. So, keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your tail. We'll catch you on the flip flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. Bye bye.

by jcookeman December 16, 2008

catch'n'dry

When one or more pieces of fecal matter gets caught in the hairs in the anal cleavage of a person, and is missed in wiping. The feces then proceed to dry and go into a weird crumbly substance which is quite hard to remove.
Often, this dry fecal matter obstructs the next defecation, which makes it incredibly hard to empty your bowels because the dried feces are blocking the anus.

Possible remedies which I have tried are
-Using scissors to cut out the feces (if you slip like I did you can cut your anus)
-Simply pulling it out (suggestions are to have gone through a lot of pain beforehand so this doesn't seem so significant, because it HURTS, or to go into a shower and soap it up, then try and pull it off)

Usually when the feces are stuck in the ass hair, when you stand up off the toilet seat your butt feels wet, and is sort of stuck together. If this symptom ever occurs, shower INSTANTLY. It savse a LOT of pain.

John: Damn... another catch'n'dry, and I didn't catch it in time!
Friz: Time to braek out the morphine :)
John: -sigh- I'm in for a longggg day.

by Niggadicks July 4, 2006

Catch the crazy turkey

When you and your partner are having sex and you both make gobbling noises, preferably during doggy, so you can lean forward in a grabbing motion, there fore catching the crazy turkey

Woman on hands and knees *gobble gobble*
Man taking her from behind: Get over here * grabs her by the sides of shoulders* I'm gonna catch the crazy turkey

by Krimson_bloodrayne December 13, 2014

Catch the dragon

When your high is so intense you finally catch the magical dragon you've been chasing. Upon catching this mystical beast, many are not able to come back to the physical world and die.

"Johnnys off trying to catch the dragon"

by Stormer420 June 11, 2017

Catch the heads

Denver slang meaning "fade," "run the 1s," or "throw hands." Used to differentiate an actual fight from "Catching the bodies" which is a game played by local schoolchildren where only body shots are allowed.

He a weenie, I told him if he got a problem we can catch the heads/catch these heads.

by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023