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Round Town Charlie Brown

Where you helicopter your dick around an asshole that is currently shitting a thick turd.
When Oliver admitted that he had a fetish for doing the round town charlie brown, his partner was thoroughly grossed out.
by get_paid_get_laid_gatoraid January 12, 2016
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You're a good man, Charlie Brown

Something said to someone who does good and means well but always gets the crap end of things or the short end of the stick. Similar to "Bless your heart."
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your arm?
Guy 2: I helped my uncle move a couch the other day. He let go, and I fell down the stairs.
Guy 1: Wow, that sucks, man.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I still picked it back up and carried it up the stairs.

Guy 1: You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
by Archer Thornwood. July 29, 2017
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Charlie bit me

A video of a young British kid putting his finger in his baby brother, Charlie's mouth. Charlie bites his finger and the kid complains saying Charlie bit him. The video has been parodied numerous times on Youtube with people dubbing the voices from the original video over something different.
"Charlie ow ow OWWWWW!!!!.....CHARLIE!!!.....Charlie bit me..."
by WelfareChris April 3, 2008
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Charlie Crist

The gov. of Florida is pulling a Charlie Crist to further his career
by Julio Augustine December 9, 2008
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Charlie Sheen

A drug that can only be consumed by Charlie Sheen himself. It is unavailable because of the damage it will do to you. It has face melting power and can cause death.
"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body" -Charlie Sheen
by sportsfan101990 March 15, 2011
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Charlie Brown Teacher

Any speech that has been slurred from drunkenness, distorted by lousy loudspeakers, or just rendered incomprehensible by other means. Refers to the "whaa-whaa-whaa" trombone effect from old Peanuts TV specials, indicating when an adult was speaking. Originally used in this context Feb. '06 on the DCRTV.COM (Washington area radio and television) website .
(Loudspeakers at Philadelphia's 30th Street Amtrak station) "Whaa-whaa-whaa Track 6".

Ed: Sounds like they hired a Charlie Brown Teacher to do the announcements.
by Unkie Al February 11, 2006
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Charlie Brown Christmas tree

1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.
1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005
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