channel one

A stupid "news" segment that they force you to watch in high school through the school tv's.

It consists of nothing but bullshit and it always goes to them talking about cancer or a lot of people dying to something "happy" so you forget about what you just heard.

It is the biggest load of bullshit since the OJ simpson trial.

"hey Zack, according to channel one we have cancer because we just watched a TV".

"hey zack this black guy is trying to avoid steryotypes, IT ISN"T WORKING"

"hey Zack, this is fucking bullshit who gives a shit about the "play of the week"

"hey zack these guys are fuck-offs"

by Undie Bundie October 1, 2007

Charneylicious

An adjective describing the supreme Awesome traits of another. It is used as a compliment. It cannot be used Fluently, or used by most people. Only the people with the name of "Charney" can use it. If told you are charneylicious, it means you have reached the highest level of awesome.
People should be jealous of you. People who are charneylicious can give others the rank of charneylicious as well.

Did you hear? Christian gave Johnny the rank of Charneylicious yesterday! Hes cooler than us now!

by Chris Charney August 13, 2011

disney Channel

Fox with less cussing.

Person 1: I'm tired of Fox and its cancled shows!
Person 2:What about Disney Channel?
Person 1: Same differnce....

by evilmuffin August 8, 2005

Channel Cruise

An extended period of channel surfing when there is absoultly sweet fuck all on television.

There's nothing on tv, Ive been on this channel cruise for hours!

Whats on the tube? channel cruise - Kanye West

by Crancan April 3, 2009

channel walker

A TV remote that changes the channel then walks away when you need it.

Have you seen the channel walker? I can't find it. It must have walked away.

by melshine May 15, 2015

Channy

A "Channy" is the word used for a situation when a couple dates each other for only 5 days or less.

You pulled a "Channy"
Your such a "Channy"

by Penopis 2 December 30, 2021

Blackie channed

Past tense of being blacked out hammered.

Person A: how was that party last night dude?
Person B: dont ask me I was blackie channed, probally made a fool out of myself.
Person A:nice, you were probally that kid.

by Jamalze jr July 3, 2009