I'll call you yesterday

A sarcastic phrase used to signify that you actually won't call or interact with someone in the future. The phrase implies that you would have theoretically called them "yesterday" if you really cared. This phrase is primarily used a means of blowing someone off.

Jim: So did you meet up with that girl you got coffee with last week?

Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.

by FrenchOnion May 18, 2020

A Tribe Called Quest

A fantastic hip-hop group formed in the late 80's-early 90's by now successful solo artist Q-Tip. They had a unique blend of jazz, rock, and alternative hip-hop that was not rivaled by many other groups. They have now disbanded, but their classic album "The Low End Theory" will live on as one of the greatest hip-hop albums ever recorded.

"Back in the days when I was a teenager,
Before I had status and before I had a pager,
You could find the abstract, listening to hip-hop,
My pops used to say it reminded him of bebop,
I said 'Well, daddy, don't you know that things go in cycles,
Way that Bobby Brown is just ampin' like
Michael,
It's all expected, things are for the lookin',
If you got the money, Quest is for the bookin''"

-"Excursions" A Tribe Called Quest

by Blackbird December 27, 2004

Don't call me that in public.

The automatic response when somebody says "Jesus Christ!" in exasperation. It implies that the person thinks you are divine compared to their sorry ass. There is also an undercurrent of blatant self-promotion, in that it's fine for them to call you the Lord behind closed doors, but you don't want them embarrassing themselves in public. This usually pisses them off, but it stops them from whining.

It can also be used when someone yells, "Jesus!" "God" or some related phrase.

Does not necessarily need to be used in public.

Mary: "eh my God, it is soooo hot outside. Jesus Christ!"
You: "Don't call me that in public."
Mary: "What?"
You: "You heard me."
Mary: "What?"
You (patronizing): "Shhhh..."

by Lunaman January 29, 2007

Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge

A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.

Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?

Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

sundress challenge

Basically the hot girl summer for girls in a relationship.

Goal is to get railed in as many places as possible in a sundress.

“Did you hear Miranda did the sundress challenge with Brad yesterday?”

“Yeah they did it in 2 different bathrooms and in an alley!”

by Don't know me, don't care April 27, 2021

plopped call

Dropping your phone in a toilet or urinal.

Sorry we got cutoff, I had a plopped call. I accidently dropped my phone in the toilet.

by SADSAD November 13, 2013

ambien challenge

Taking the ambien challenge means taking the sleeping pill ambien and attempting to fight the pill's effects and stay awake as long as possible. Often results in hallucinations and cryptic writing.

whoa i was doing ok until you signed off about two hours into the ambien challenge and a fucking little kid ran out from behind my computer and i yelpedd practically before realizing he wasn;t real. then i turned to my right and saw the door was wobbling and shit. and i kept staring to see if was really wobbling or if it was just my imagination and it didn't stopp. Then i got up. WHOA.

by m1chae1 May 25, 2006