To excrete an enormous amount of flatuance into the office chair you are sitting on while working. Then let permiate into the fabric and cushion of the chair. When an unexpecting co-worker walks by your cubical you let them pass by and then call them.
When they turn around and walk towards where you are sitting, you slowly get up and gently push the chair over to them and marvel at the disgust on their face.
When they turn around and walk towards where you are sitting, you slowly get up and gently push the chair over to them and marvel at the disgust on their face.
Do da do, Ahhhhh... "Hey Harry, check this out for a second" (office chair is pushed gently towards Harry as he is walking towards you) (Harry's reply) "NO Dude! Your not right man that fuckin disgusting!" HAHAHAHA that must be your first chair bomb.
by blake dremmel August 8, 2007
Get the Chair Bomb mug.someone with an extremely good taste in chairs. namely someone with an attractive face and someone that loves comfortability, style, being cool, and is extremely smart also. a bed taster on the other hand....
boy: mannn that chick is such hot stuff. her cool chair turns me on, shes such a good chair taster
hot chick 99: yeahh guys. my chair is nicee and round. ;)
hot chick 99: yeahh guys. my chair is nicee and round. ;)
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A maneuver oftenly performed by twitch.tv streamer JASONR, in which a folding chair is picked up and repeatedly opened and closed, making what sounds like a clapping noise. This usually only happens when he receives a large donation or does something godlike in whatever game he’s playing.
JASONR: “50 DOLLAR FUCKIN TOP D?!”
JASONR: “JR FUCKIN CHAIR CLAPS IN THE CHAT BOYS.”
*begins chair clapping*
JASONR: “JR FUCKIN CHAIR CLAPS IN THE CHAT BOYS.”
*begins chair clapping*
by NicoWeeko March 6, 2018
Get the chair clap mug.A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
Get the Chair Crusher mug.The natural effect of the slow growth and spread of a clerical worker's physical frame, across the span of years of combining vending machine snack food with an exercise regimen that consists of little more than typing, until said physical frame is confined by the spatial limitations of the worker's desk chair. Commonly applies to programmers, secretaries, and middle management. In extreme cases, can be accompanied by a non-insignificant amount of physical exertion to free the compressed rear end from the chair.
She was really slender and athletic, before she started doing data entry 60 hours a week. But after all those late nights and candy bars, she's got a real case of Chair Ass.
by teh Steve December 15, 2005
Get the Chair Ass mug.I had a hard time enjoying the concert. I was preoccupied with a bad case of chair envy. It seemed like everyone around me had chairs that looked like they were meant for human beings. That is the last time I buy a lawn chair from Walmart
by Flingwings August 3, 2007
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