G-Cena

A sex position in which you lie back with your legs resting on each of your partner’s shoulders then he picks you up and transitions into attitude adjustment and slams you onto the bed

I can barely feel my back, John G-Cenad me and I busted my back.

I paralyzed my wife by doing the G-Cena on the balcony. I couldn’t see where I was about to yeet her.

by TheFlyingEncyclopedia June 23, 2021

The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 10, 2017

Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.

"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"

by King Unicorn August 29, 2017

John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy

I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life

by Shira November 01, 2020

Run from the man cena tiger

Basically, if your running away from TommyInnit and you die and then he commits drug crimes, you are running from the man cena tiger. However, it is much more complex than that, you must first retrieve the invisible penis which will save you from world hunger. Don't do drugs kids and make sure to kill CG5.

TommyInnit: I am here b*tch
Me: Ahhh! Run from the man cena tiger friend
Friend: Ok, but we must retrieve THE TUBBO!

by Little Alien Who Despises Drug August 02, 2021

Jayden Cena

Jayden Cena is one of the greatest Ro Wrestlers you could ever fight, everyone shows respect for this guy, he's paved the way for a lot of other Ro Wrestlers, At The End of the day this man is one of the best ro wrestlers you'll probably meet.

Jayden Cena is one of the best ro wrestlers

by NooberMan535 May 15, 2021

Shock Cena

Same as the "Shocker" where there is "Two in the Pink and One in the Stink", this comes to play after one makes a female cum from performing the "Shocker. The person doing the Shocker, places the Shocker in front of their face and shacks it back and forth like John Cena saying "You can't see me". Reason they can't see the Shocker is because the females close their eyes when they cum.

Denise, last night did you see my Shock Cena? Wait, you didn't and it was all in my face.

by ShinKC January 31, 2022