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me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
by hpkid March 2, 2005
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User points a cantenna in the direction of a wireless signal to increase range and connection speed.
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Get the Cantalope mug.an inner east-coast faction that makes a living accepting myspace comments from dicko to be nice, and then praying to god he jumps to the facebook craze. this street team gets it done purely by having a more defined lower back, and the wingspan of a 7ft ukranian. whether playing dice on the corner, or answering, then quickly hanging up so it costs ben money - c-cantz gon' getcha.
1. im so crazy you be sleeping with canta.
2. dicko is trying so hard to be with canta.
3. simon mitchell hit me when i said canta
2. dicko is trying so hard to be with canta.
3. simon mitchell hit me when i said canta
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