Cat

This small ass thing that wakes me up at three in the morning to run around and break stuff.

Meow meow I'm a cat and won't let you sleep.

by dil_nasx March 3, 2021

Cat

Like a dog, but actually the opposite.

Look it's a dog, oh no wait it's a cat

by ChEs@ November 24, 2021

Cat

A cat

U my cat

by anonymous June 14, 2022

Cat

A furry snake with legs

Kid one: I own a cat
Kid two: you mean a snake

by Rapterdragon83 November 25, 2019

Cat

An animal that hates you just as much as you hate it

Ash, you really need to get a cat

by Countess Random June 15, 2017

Cat

Not a Dog

That's a cat

by Dude_Just_Game June 6, 2020

Cat

The best thing to ever exist

I love cats

by Salty sock October 8, 2021