CAT
the cat has 4 legges
CAT by BOB the bilder February 17, 2015
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An evil force that lies under a gorgeous and cute body. Whilst we think we are the superior species of the world little do we know that the cats are playing with us like we are putty. One day will strike and take over the world.
A. Is your cat umm sleeping on your gun
B. Dude don't stress it he's just a cat
Cat. Bloody retarded humans, how stupid can you get.
B. Dude don't stress it he's just a cat
Cat. Bloody retarded humans, how stupid can you get.
Cat by Yo I am an owl December 3, 2016
Cat
A majestic animal that romes your house at 3 in the morning, knocking over shit and making loud noises to wake you the fuck up. They sleep eveywhere and have all the hatred in the world towards you even though you bust your ass to feed them whenever they keep meowing and will not shut the fuck up.
Cat: *knocks something over at 4 in the morning
Cats Owner : *cleans up the mess while the cat stands there and watches
Cat: *follows owner back up and constantly meows until you feed it
Cats Owner : *cleans up the mess while the cat stands there and watches
Cat: *follows owner back up and constantly meows until you feed it
cat
A cat is a furry asshole who could care less about your feelings. They intentionally ignore you. The only way to get to a cats heart is to give them salami, tuna, or other meats of some sort. Humans call fat cats chonky. cats are also all over the internet. People record their cats doing weird things. Cats may be mean but they are cute. there is a saying, if you give a cat salami he'll be your homie and of course its true. cats may be mean but we love them and one day hopefully they will love us back.
My cat just scratched me but i forgive him because he ate a big bug. Never mind he just threw up on my carpet.
cat by loovserxlovxer April 2, 2020
Cat
The cutest animal to live besides for frogs. Cats r lik capybaras because they can bust their coochie on almost anything. They will be so fucking annoying when the shit all over the ground. They like to eat ass. They r pussys. Dumbass animae weebs terned cats into fucking animae. That is NOT ok. Cats need to be fucking world leaders and shit. There ar lots of different cat colors - shit, white, black, mix. Cat also lik to eat your meat. Lesson - GET A FUCKING CAT U BITCH!
Cat
A term used instead of the word vagina.
Can be used around teachers without them knowing what your talking about
Can also be used as another name for the female gender.
Can be used around teachers without them knowing what your talking about
Can also be used as another name for the female gender.
Cat by catman2012 October 7, 2010
Cat
Girls that are nymphos that have banged and continue to bang everyone except the dude that wants it the most. Usually, these girls are very popular and have a different car in front of her house every night. She is sexy in a slutty fine sorta way.
My neighbor is a real cat she has banged everyone in the city but me and im pissed that i ain't hit it. yet.
Cat by coldbeerlover January 10, 2009