spam castanets

London based word describing the labia or 'poon lippage'. Esp. of the dangly variety.

Geez 1: Whats her cootch saying the?
Geez 2: Boy, all good, but what a pair of Spam Castanets!

by Ruthless 1 April 19, 2005

Catman

A name to call someone when they have the word "Cat" In their name and they are super waisted fucks.

"Dude, who's that?"

"I don't know, she is calling herself catman, just go with it.."

by calicofag December 24, 2009

Bryan Catman

A stoner guy that sits on your couch eating Cheez-It's and sometimes you don't get what he's saying but it's cool, because he brings pot. Often tall and lanky, sleeps with all your friends. Comes with catch-phrases and catchy music.

"Did I tell you how Byan Catman and I met? I was sitting in a cafe and I offered this guy nacho's, and then we went back to his place, and he got so toasted he curled up on the ground, like a cat. Meowing and stuff."

"Fuck you pulled a Bryan Catman, no fish for you."

by Roxy Toks June 15, 2009

cartman

The FAT dude on South Park who is so FAT that in the second episode, he gets even FATTER.

Cartman is so fat. I can't believe this is the first definition on May 26, 2005.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 15, 2008

castanets

The female gentialia. Frequently found in conjunction with "tuna".

She had a great pair of tuna castanets.

Samantha was a keen player of the tuna castanets.

by Indie Punk July 27, 2003

castanza

most of their fathers work at there port and nasa and have ferrari's, porsch's, corrvette's, and sti's.....mainly consists of bringing lunch to there fathers at the port while wearing a longshoremans jackert...and drriving arround a man and his girlfriend

chris goncalves aka castanza

by officer ricky5 October 4, 2009

Cartman

A Cartman is the act of receiving a finger in the anus during a massage. Usually at a massage parlor operated by Chinese people who do not or act as if they speak very little english.
In reference to Eric Cartman giving Butters a shit moustache by sticking his finger on his asshole and rubbing it on Butter's top lip.

I was at the parlor gettin a rub and the girl gave me a Cartman as well.

by Sy the man November 12, 2013