carpe penis

A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.

"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"

"Omg ily stick it in me.

by smellybaptist July 25, 2007

Carp face

Christina Guido

that bitch is a straight carp face, meaning she looks like a f*cking carp!

by The bitch you love to hate. April 29, 2009

carpe noctem

An organization based in Ashtabula, Ohio, that you shouldn't know about.

Man, it was great on the garage with Carpe Noctem last weekend.

by A Founder February 26, 2005

Carpe PM

Cease the night.

Forget your bad day at work; Lets hit the bars and meet some ladies tonight.... Carpe PM !

by Vapor S. Thompson May 2, 2018

Carping out

The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.

After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.

by Imma_Decoy January 15, 2011

carpe pudendem

'Seize the dick.'
Something you wear on a t-shirt at Catholic school and when anyone asks you say, 'Dude, shake my hand.' Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."
"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

by 3ric September 7, 2008

carpe weiner

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.

I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.

by das punisher April 4, 2011