south carolina good-bye

a drawn out, multiple time given good-bye, intersected with stories, financial situatons, gossip, jokes, sentimental sweet nothings (depending on said company), and football or stock car speculations. so called for the American Southerners' likeable propensity for conversation and verbal virtuosity. it is a just another cultural moray on the continuum best explaned by the sentiment: "why use one word when a thousand will do?".

Southern woman:"i'll miss you. call me when you get there. drive safe"
Southern man: "i'll miss you too. don't worry i'll call. well i guess i'll see you when i see you"
10 minute conversation

Southern man: "well i'm burning daylight"
Southern woman: "yeah, i'm sorry you need to get moving"
20 minute conversation
Southern woman: "take care now. i need to clean this place up."
Southern man: "i got a long drive ahead of me"
15 minute conversation
Southern man: " what time is it ?" good lord it's 8:30!"
Southern woman": i know. well enough of these south carolina good-byes, i've got to get fixin' breakfast for the children."

by silverbuell January 18, 2010

Miss South Carolina

I personally believe places like The Miss South Carolina and everywhere like such as, and Urbandictionary.com can't afford definitions, and, uh, like, I think the urbandictonary.com education people should help us.

Thank you Miss South Carolina for giving us the true meaning of entertainment

by Ozzy Osbourne January 15, 2008

South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

Caroline

The best human being in the entire world. All of the boys are obsessed with her and chase her everywhere. Caroline is very nice, hot, funny, beautiful, and overall amazing. You should learn to be more like her. She is the most popular kid who loves to strut down the halls in school. Old-or-young, you'll always love Caroline. She is absolute perfection.

Caroline had a fine looking booty.

by Poop December 18, 2014

Caroline

A hot to trot girl with a amazing body and personality.she's the funniest person to be around with her hilarious laugh and histerical and witty jokes she pulls out. A party wouldn't be the same if a Caroline wasn't there, The guys are drooling for a Caroline,who would blame them. She's super generous,and is great in bed and will have very Beautiful babies. There's not a mean bone in her body.She's such a socialite and loves to be around everyone,is the most popular girl in the school,everyone loves her.

Greg: did you go to that party last week?
Me: Yeh it wasn't very good,Caroline wasn't there to lighten it up,she was out with her boyfriend.
Greg: Makes sense,only Caroline could get the hottest guy in the school.
Me: Yeh,it's wierd how everything brightens up when she's there, isn't it?

by Honestcitizenofamerica July 6, 2012

Caroline

My favorite girl in the world that is extremely pretty and makes me very happy.

Caroline is amazing and I love being with her.

by Mr. Foiler January 20, 2009

Forest City, North Carolina

Forest City,North Carolina, is a city 90 miles from Charlotte,and 10,0000 miles away from anything close to a civilized community. Its motto is “Small Town Friendly” but really everyone hate seeing each other,especially at Walmart

“Don't go to Forest City, North Carolina

by 1227856 July 1, 2018