cool candles

much like cool beans, although cool candles is used to when even more sarcasm is needed.

You: Hey man, I just reached level 95 on runescape!
Me: Cool candles you nerd.

by McFisher May 8, 2017

Candlejack

When you say his name, he kidnaps you.

Who is Candlejack? He sounds reta

by Zomg man of teh ubers July 5, 2009

candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

by LaChad April 21, 2008

carder

term use for an individual who uses stolen online credit cards for fraudulent transactions online.

hey man! you got alot of gadgets. are you a carder?

by sang seok October 28, 2008

candle

A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.

Just don't store the condoms near the candle.

by daywalker. August 26, 2009

carlee

a carlee is someone is nice loving trusting person & is friends w\ everyone who is nice & deserves kindness

lily:that girls name cant be carlee
mia:i know shes too mean

by cece5500 October 23, 2011

Candlejack

The boogieman from the old show Freakazoid. He kidnaps and ties up anyone who says his name. He was eventually captured and lured into a cage by Freakazoid with a pumpkin pie.

Kid 1: "Don't say it!"
Kid 2: "Say what?"
Kid 1: "Candlejack!"
Kid 2: "Candlejack?"

Candlejack: I'm gonna need more rope

by thatdudewhosometimeswritestuff August 13, 2010