Canadian Texas

The Canadian province of Alberta.
Alberta, much like Texas, is known for its conservative (both fiscal and social) red-neck population, its oil resources, an abundance of pick-up trucks and a total disregard for environmental issues. The albertan city of Calgary holds an annual Stampede.

Adam: Hey honey, do you want to go to Calgary for the Stampede? Lots of cute cowboy to watch!
Steve: There's no way in hell I'm spending my money in that Canadian Texas. Let's go to Province town instead.

by Markus78 December 19, 2008

Canadian Towelette

A Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.

"Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?"

"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."

"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"

by Elindale January 6, 2010

Canadian prom dress

A woman's dress made out of denim.

Is that woman's dress made out of jeans? Totally - she's rocking the Canadian prom dress!

by ihavespoe July 10, 2012

Canadian pudding pop

The act of putting your thumb in someone else's ass. Upon removal you may be left with some pudding on your thumb. The flavor of pudding will vary depending on the recipient's recent diet.

Check out the turd cutter on that chick! I would love to give her the Canadian pudding pop. I hope she had fruit loops for breakfast, eh!

by the bowler September 3, 2014

Canadian Bath Pillow

The empty plastic bladder inside a finished-off box of wine that can find new life once inflated for use as a bath pillow.

Or just shorthand for cheap box wine.

Hey Brad... Pour me some more Merlot out that there Canadian bath pillow!

by Chack'n January 10, 2014

Canadian Tacklebox

While one pleasures a partner with a hockey puck, just prior to orgasm, one slaps the receiver in the face with a large predatory game fish coated in maple syrup. Afterwards it is generally customary to split a molson as a sign of good faith.

Why do you have a salmon behind your nightstand? For a good ole canadian tacklebox doncha know?"

by CptBigSack October 1, 2015

canadian aftershave

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.

That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?

by DJ Hotpocket May 23, 2016