calum

(n) Someone who cannot get over themselves.
(v) to fumble

"Don't be such a calum."
"Wow, he really calumed that up!"

by Beedo Beedo Beedo October 28, 2013

Caliphate

Caliphate (or Global Islamic Kingdom)
The establishment of which is the ultimate aim of the vast majority of 'peaceful' muslims who come to the West. The Shias who come to the West because Sunnis are killing them or vice versa, or the Alevis or Ahmediyas who come because both Sunnis and Shias are killing them, are pretty united in the pursuit of this evil fantasy. They do not want a world where Islam is just one religion among many. They want a world where Islam is the only religion... or at least, one where it dominates everything completely, so that all others can be dhimmified and humililated. So that blacks can be made slaves again, homosexuals executed and and women made half-equal to men. and anyone can be executed for criticizing any of the Arabic superstitions known collectively as Islam.

For this purpose they're happy to make use of all the liberties offered by the 'decadent' infidel Western nations, determined to exploit every weekness and loophole of Western democracy.

Bin Laden: You stupid American crossworshippers, I respectfully invite you to convert to Islam and join us in the noble endeavor of killing all these Eeevil Jews.
(KABOOM!!!) the WTC towers fall.

Bush: Fuck you and your Caliphate !
(KABOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!) all over Afghanistan and Iraq and the stinky cave where bin Laden's hiding...

by theoneverdies August 20, 2007

CalPERS

A bunch of tax payer funded leeches; but, this is also commonly used as acronym for the California Public Employee Retirement System.

Tommy: Yo dog, you get your check yet from a bunch of tax payer funded leeches?

Billy: Nah, yo. You?
Tommy: Yea playa - you know it was CalPERS straight up.
Billy: Say word?
Tommy: Word.

by have denke April 11, 2011

calip

the most amazing person u will ever meet she will often be smart silent and make guys drool definalty sumone u wanna go out with ; a good moaner

guy 1: man she is such a calip

guy 2 : i couldnt respond because i was drooling

by fhjalhfuadlkgha October 13, 2011

Calum

A dirty-mouthed male who uses a girl for at least a year, be warned.

Dude, he used you, he's a total Calum.

by omgitzmenaawww October 23, 2011

Calypso

Hottest chick you'll be lucky enough to know. Smart, passionate *wink wink* and funny as hell. Ass like a goddess and a face like a princess.

Boy 1: "Bro that chick can get it any day"

Boy 2: "You gotta be talking bout Calypso

Boy 1: "Did you hear what Calypso said in class today"

Boy 2: "Fuck yeah, she's funny, I wish she'd sit on my face and tell me jokes"

by Thatgoatdude69 November 2, 2015

calum

mi beautifull sexc buff boom ting
es changd ma life round we dnt gt as much time as we wnt 2 alone tho so evrytime we do its special

bredrin1''yo i hear she still all luvd up wit cal''
bredrin2'' yup nd es da same''

by ?? May 22, 2004